It's true- the Mayor of Spiffyville called me yesterday.

He didn't have an agenda, unless making fun of the way I use the letter R is an agenda, in which case, yes, he had an agenda.

He laughs alot. And apparently is wise in the ways of bug control, which counts for alot around these parts, since I hate bugs of all kinds, including maggots and pupae.

This makes up for the fact that he is, quite clearly, insane.

Bless his little black heart. I can't wait to see if he calls again. The loony.